Watches Dad yell at Mom for being ‘almost done.’ Leaves house 1 hour later than planned.
Riding the bus for the first time. No car seat = WINNING.
Dad says not to touch the bus poles. Touched it and spit out the Binky onto the floor.
Pissed I fell asleep in the ERGO again to then wake up to people fighting for cubes of cheese sitting in the hot sun. WTF is this place?
Comin’ in hot, ladies. Will accept your ‘awwwwwww’ but get out of my way.
No JIF? No, thank you.
Plans escape with Dad to the shiny bike store so I don’t have to witness Mom get ‘a drink.’
Helps Mom get ‘likes’ on Instagram with a signature face.
Happily obliges when Dad carries me in the ERGO. Every time.
Tries to break the table because Mom refuses to hand over her ‘organic’ beer meant for her milk supply. Yeah, keep telling yourself that.
Embarrassed that Dad’s facial hair is a sign of my beard potential but remembered Mom can grow a mean mustache.
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