… you think of cheapskate ways to hide that gaping hole where your dress won’t zip up when you first try it on with a belly.
… you do the Happy Dance and almost cry when it zips up in subsequent fittings.
… you make sure to be near a bathroom throughout your bridesmaid duties.
… the most exciting part of the evening is when dinner is served.
… you do another Happy Dance and, again, almost cry when you find out bridesmaids eat first.
… you already know you’re getting seconds, for sure.
… you’ve wanted to take off your heels since you first put them on.
… the second most exciting part of the day is unhooking the dress and being able to breathe correctly.
… you drive home with an unhooked dress and your titty pops out when you open the car door.
Happy wedded bliss to my favorite couple, Stefanie and Nick! I love you so much and it truly was the most beautiful wedding.
How’d you know? “You know you’re pregnant when…”?