Gym Hottie: “Uhm, babe?”
Gym Hottie: “Turn to the side.”
Me: *turns to my side*
Gym Hottie: “If you’re pregnant, I’m going to jump off the balcony. C’mere, let me see.”
*pulls on my postpartum pooch*
“Okay, good; never mind.”
We are not ready for another baby. But I can see how that scared the shit out of GH.
Has your partner said something very very very dumb about your body?
You can find me tweeting my hatred for pants on twitter, filtering the shit outta my kids’ mugs on Instagram, pinning food I’ll never make on Pinterest, and being a wannabe grownup on Google+