You really need to go. You’ve been wanting to go since this morning. You wait until you think all your children’s basic needs have been satisfied and you just go for it: you attempt to use the bathroom. Well, that just doesn’t go for that mobile Stage 5 Clinger. Separation anxiety is a beast at this age. You may also have skipped over that to-do checklist to mop the floor and babies just love to go straight to the most disgusting thing in the bathroom. What’s a mama to do?
I was desperate (if ya know what I mean) and at seven months, Lanoy won’t let me out of her sight. I had sat down then jolted back up and waddled two giant steps to the hallway to grab it and the baby then sit back down. She may be mobile but her chunkamunk legs can’t maneuver out of my genius mom trap.
“See? I am always doing laundry.” – answer to “What do you do all day?”