Inappropriate Couple Halloween Costume


The underage group had no idea who we even were. I guess if your birth year has two 9’s in it then you wouldn’t have any clue why we had a bloody bag of a human sex organ. The sex organ was fake and so was the blood. The kids in that group awkwardly laughed it off when we tried to clue ’em in with
1) the names of our costume inspiration (Nope)
2) the infamous headline story (Nope)
3) the actual story of who we were and why we looked like murderous homebodies. (Still NOPE)

The rest of the well-aged party knew and understood the genius behind the costume. Maybe next time I need to make myself more clear-cut in our next couple halloween costume ideas.

Do you know who we are?

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5 thoughts on “Inappropriate Couple Halloween Costume

  1. I was born in late November of 89 and I don’t know anyone who doesn’t know about Lorena and John Wayne. Except, maybe, mike. But he also didn’t know about Waco when we were watching “the 90’s: the last great decade”, so…

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