Faced with a cross-country flight with a toddler, I knew exactly what to do: complain about it a lot and see (not if but) how others bribed their kids on plane trips. I loaded up my arsenal of parenting bribery and just hoped my child didn’t get stuck in the aircraft toilet or threw up on anybody. Most of all, I just didn’t want to have “that child.” Surely, Humnoy wasn’t the one screaming and we made it to North Carolina in one piece and with plenty of passenger compliments to carry off the plane. Here’s how we bribed our toddler during a 5-hour flight, in order of desperate presentation:
Bribe #1: Binky Humnoy is a binky baby but when in public, we ask for the binky to be put away. Plane flights call for desperate measures and we were much more eager to plug him up and that held us over before boarding. Also, it helped with his ear pressure during take-off, which was so fun seeing the biggest smile on his face! If your kid isn’t a binky kid, ear plugs could be a good bribe and pressure relief in place of a pacifier.
Bribe #2: Brand new toy(s)You know where to get the easiest and most entertaining plastic toys for cheap? So cheap that they’re a dollar? The Dollar Tree! As we were in line to board, Humnoy was getting really fussy being surrounded by other awaiting passengers so I reach for my arsenal of kid bribes and promptly presented a brand new slinky. That kept him occupied until we were seated and took off until…
Bribe #3: Snacks (i.e., candy) I tried my hand at a variety of snacks from the healthy, raw kind to straight up junk because kids love to be quiet for junk food. The candy cane from the Santa Claus at Sea-Tac airport got much more attention than the baby carrots or the otherwise favorite, green grapes. Airport Santa bought me an invaluable 8 minutes. Next time, grab more than one dinky candy cane. Have no shame in bringing out candy for kid bribery, especially on a plane.
Bribe #4: New coloring book and funky markers Between a grown man, pregnant breastfeeder, and antsy toddler, the craisins didn’t stand a chance and we ate two bags of it (and all the junk candy is gone too). That’s when you bust out the next item in your kid bribe vault: brand new coloring book! Just make sure it’s not a sucky product though. It only interested Humnoy for less than 5 minutes on two separate occasions.
Bribe #5: Movies I spent a good amount of time downloading movies and then syncing them to my iPhone for airplane-capable viewing. Of course it was the most helpful out of the bribes and lasted the longest.
Top Bribes On a Plane: Candy and Movies. Forget all that other fill-in crap. Hand them a movie and a sack of Halloween candy and you’re set.
Other tips
– Wear him out You want to get to the airport early anyway so let the kid run around the ample space before boarding and hope that it helps with an airplane nap.
– Make friends with surrounding passengers Be friendly and be mindful to let others know that you’ll do your damnedest to make it a quiet and easy flight for everyone. Show you’re trying to be a decent cabin mate and you’ll get it in return.
– Show the cute Seriously doesn’t hurt that your kid is a social butterfly and says “Hi!” to every stranger he ever laid eyes on. Send him down the aisles (when allowed to!) and share the adorbs and it’ll make even the groggiest of flight patrons smile!
How do you handle traveling with kids?
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Great tips! I think they’ll work with my teenager too. lol
Ha! Teenagers are very much kids!
I love this! I often have to put together a bag for longer car rides. My favorite things have been chocolate, a brand new book, and my camera (flipping through photos and videos).
Yes, (chocolate) candy and brand new (things)/toys are the essentials! It’s totally okay to bribe to make sure to get from point A to point B, if ya ask me! π
These tips are really helpful! I have been using Bribe #5 for the longest time thinking that it is the only effective method. Now I have more weapons in my arsenal. Thank you very much for this! π
Hi Janet, isn’t technology awesome?! In moderation, of course. Especially now with all the great stuff they can learn from innovative characters, I don’t feel so bad sticking their face in front of a screen!
Genius!!
Parenthood is just trial and error of such genius. Plane travel wasn’t easy but it can be done! π
I did it with an infant for the first time over the holidays too! It was more of a pain in the butt, but she can’t run around and is distracted by mundane objects and boobs so it wasn’t too bad. She was the talking baby on the plane, but that just charms people. Next time, I’ll be referring back to this post!
Boobs are the best secret weapon for kids! Humnoy didn’t want to nurse on the plane but he did fall asleep with his hand down my shirt. Whatever works! In this case, boobs and bribes did!
We were all boobs this time!
We took our kids on their first flight over Christmas this year and I was worried they would get sick or be out of control. I had a great tip from a co-worker about plane travel and kid bribes. Go to the dollar store and buy fun/entertaining things, then wrap them up like presents. Kids are excited they have presents to open and takes a little extra time getting it open before they are bored and ready to move on to something else. It was great! My kids loved it!
I love the present wrapping! Gotta remember that for next time π
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