The sequence of events after sending out a nudie picture to your husband is pretty predictable. I will spare you the deets of such generosity from my wife spontaneity but it starts the same: send pic, husband receives it, both wiggle eyebrows, vow to hump at next sighting. The following will then be one or both forget about it and sexy time happens at most random irrelevant time, if at all. Feeling struck with a bit of constructive criticism, I took the liberty of texting my husband at work to see if my blog post titled “3 Mistakes To Make To Not Get Laid By Your Wife” offended him in any way and if it did, I would gladly remove it even after the lively discussion here and on Instagram. Surprisingly he had yet to read it so my premature half-apology piqued his interest. I waited for that iMessage bubble pending his response but already knew how he would react. After all he’s my husband and it was just as I expected.
We don’t play.
How have you bartered sex with your partner? Have your own version of Cooter Ca$h?
You can find me tweeting my hatred for pants on twitter, filtering the shit outta my kids’ mugs on Instagram, pinning food I’ll never make on Pinterest, and being a SEO creep on Google+
The Laotian Commotion 
Cooter cash!!! Bwahaha!!
It works wonders!
i loved the original post, and this follow-up maybe even more – what a great sense of humor you both have, what a great gift in your marriage!
I believe that’s why we married each other; we share a sense of humor that is safest just for us! LOL. Thank you for reading, Lucia.
LMAO .. I will let you know when I figure it out.. I am still trying to get some regularly lol
Maybe if you guys come up with a ridiculous nickname like “cooter cash” then all the world’s problems will be solved. š
Hmm I havent really. So I guess my cooter cash is in a savings account. Bout to make a withdrawal soon. š
You mean, a ‘deposit!’ HEY YO!
That’s epic! “Cooter CA$H” lol!!!!! This too had both hubby and me laughing.
LOL! Thanks, Selene. I think we all have a little power in this marriage department.
Love it!!
Thank you, Monika